Stupid wizard and your actual spell-casting abilities. Think you’re so high and mighty. Not so high and mighty when Rail steals your hair gel later.
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Necromancy as a gardener’s last resort to save my begonias sounds extreme at first, but it really brings the yard to life (Wokka wokka). Shane steps up! Also, magical jazz hands!
Blessings of Corejax, God of Muscles, be upon you. Crunch into this blessed biscuit of biceps for instant muscles. Got muscles already? Righteous is he who doesn’t skip leg day, for he follows the routine of the God of Muscles.
Wishing you a safe and happy holidays this year from us at Battlements. Hope your stocking didn’t get the Rail treatment this year.