WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of the Paladin! WOOP! WOOP! That’s the sound of them challengin’! Gelatinous goo, you alright there, buddy? Remember folks: always put on the parking brake on your floating tower when its party-time.
“Forsooth! Persist, and ye shall receive these hands, that you shall think the devil is come from hell. Wouldist thou harbor wyrd flex? Nay. Avoid mine figure with thy weakness. Heaven truly knows that this visage art yoked as hell.”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hit the music! ♫ ♩ East bound and down, loaded up and floatin’, ♪ ♫ We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. ♩ ♪ We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know it was a good party when it looks like a bomb went off. The Red Imp found the sombrero! I thought I lost that. Flame Sorceress’ hair is singeing the couch. Not sure who’s donkey that is or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh gods, it’s like trudging through snow. Only smellier and not as wondrous. I still wouldn’t put it past Michael Buble to write a Christmas album about this situation. You have admire Bilbo-Bob’s candor. Can’t beat a halfing with a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Modern problems require modern solutions! It really makes you think about how much that hat was worth. I’m sure Rail won’t mind so long as he gets to steer every once in a while. Posting a little early today, because[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Mage Quarter isn’t going to know what hit them. Until they look outside, and find out its pigs. If that mage BAMFs over here one more time, I’m going to rent him out as a smoke machine. At least[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rail might have gotten himself in over his head. As a thief, he should have better awareness of who is following him.
The deep of the woods is a great place to practice magic. Just be careful: only one can prevent forest fires. Especially if you can cast fireball.
