“Weirdfest” is going to be the next Firefly Festival. Only there will be an actual tear in reality. Better buy tickets now, or you’re going to miss the end of the world. You’re going to look so silly being the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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“My Snackrifice” was my favorite Creed song. Ah, Cultists. Once you get them, they’re so hard to get rid of. A potential tear in reality is like catnip to them. Zelenor is going to have her work cut out for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hex in the City
Special guest appearance by one of our Patreon contributors, inspecting the totally safe to eat orc burgers. Order Cleric of Food and Safety is a niche order, but necessary for the health of the city. I didn’t know Bilbo-Bob had[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who out there is ready for some Eeeeeeedge Maaaaaaagic?! Ludwig is holding a regular session of the Mage Council of Battlesburg. Mages come in with proposals, magical ideas, or very odd questions to get approved for use in Battlesburg. Presenting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bureaucracy
Here come the mages! No two questions the same, Ludwig has a lot on his plate. Being the head of Battlesburg Mages Council is not an easy gig. Let’s see who’s come a-knocking…
We’re Off to See the Wizard
Say what?! Ludwig. Come on, my dude. I’m with Friendly-Fireball on this one: you’re being a real stick in the bog. Friendly-Fireball had a joke ready and everything…
The Wonderful Wizard of Battlesburg
Show of hands: we need a volunteer from the audience to catch this fireball. Anyone? Not all at once now. Ludwig lays it out. Zelenor pleads her case. I’m not at all troubled by why Shane has specific tea pot[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Choosing a Wizard is called Whizzing
There’s plenty of mages in Battlesburg, right? This can’t be too hard. Just gotta find the right sort of mage for the job…
Righteous Indignation
Its the principle of the matter! You can’t just ‘accuse’ a thief of stealing before he even has a chance to try. That’s, like, Thief-Law. I’ll see you Thief-Court!
Sometimes you have to hard-mode a good bluff. Commit to the bit, and don’t wear your favorite clothes if Gene is healing. It’s like the extreme fantasy version of Icy-Hot, except more along the lines of Burning Lay of Hands.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…