Stand your ground! That Richard might be one fancy lad, but he’ll set you up with that tiny dagger and flashy hat. I can’t fault a cow for having good timing, but most of Shane’s possessions don’t take well to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bovine of Destruction rises! Prepare your souls for a blue ribbon in torment! Get ready to make some weeeeeeird burgers. Heads up, fair reader! Jake and Vic are going to be at the Fairfax Comic Con on August 25th-26th![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Time to snap into some action! Get ready for some demon-bovine destruction. In case you haven’t heard yet, Jake and Vic are going to be at the Fairfax Comic-Con August 25th-26th! http://fairfaxcomiccon.com/ We’ll have our booth information posted so you can[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A constant staple of the warrior is the ability to deliver a solid one-liner. People wonder why fighters usually have some version of “taunt” to focus attacks. Its because they are shouting terrible puns at the enemy. If you’re trying[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Feel the healing waves crash over your busted face…” BUZZAP. We have 300% more onomatopoeia than any other page so far. Hector might be in rough shape now. Skelebro is there totally as a friend you can trust to not try[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No one ever said that fantasy healing wasn’t messy or painful. Beams of healing light should come with a warning label. Its time for Shane to show off that good old fashion wizardry. Its been a few days since the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rail, you cheeky elf. Swift as Richard might be, there is no escape from karma. I’ve always enjoyed thief archetypes, but I rarely play them. Rail has always been my personal approach to rogues in most RPG settings. The dark,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Prize-winning Demonic Cows bare no allegiance, brook no quarter, and take no prisoners. Mossistopholies – we hardly knew ye. I’m getting way too attached to Rail wearing a sombrero. Our steady pace has grown into a solid track in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now you’re thinking with….chalk…. So that’s how Swift Richard has been stealing all that stuff! No wonder Shane kept it locked away. I knew that sombrero wasn’t long for Rail’s head. ::sigh:: If you’re one of those people who enjoy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rail’s a fast learner. You gotta be growing up in the mean streets of Battlesburg. Improvising a black-jack/mace is task one for Looney Tunes antics. I wonder how that fight with the giant Demonic Cow is going?
